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Joke For Nerds: Get A First Life

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Table of Malcontents cited our Friday post on Linux distros as what Table sarcastically calls an “exciting, ultra-journalisticky” story. I’ll agree that comparing Linux distros isn’t exactly, uh, fun and, in an effort to be spared in Table’s impending “armed uprising against the entire Wired News organization,” we bring you: Jokes for Nerds.

Today’s Joke for Nerds is Get A First Life, the genius Second Life parody from Darren Barefoot. It’s just one page and there isn’t much to say about it, but enjoy. And remember in First Life you can “fornicate using your actual genitals.” Cool.

Maybe this humor thing will be a daily thing, maybe not. And yeah maybe we did steal the tag-line from Ze Frank, so?

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