OK, you’ve created your own weblog and your hands are shaking with excitement and terror. You just posted an excellent new piece that details your grievances with that jerk Kelly at work, an essay that is by turns insightful and thrillingly alive with a kind of erotic frisson. But where are your readers? Where are the hits? Why aren’t people falling over themselves to get at your sweet, sweet words?
There are many possible explanations, but one is that people are shallow, crass, and easily distracted by shiny objects. If they come to your site and just see a page full of text, their eyes will glaze over and they’ll head right on back to the Nude Animated GIFs site.
But, but, it’s the content that’s important, right? Shouldn’t your razor-sharp writing be enough to keep their attention? Wouldn’t dressing up the text with pretty pictures almost be an insult? Isn’t it what’s in here (gesturing toward heart) that matters most of all?
Yes, truly, but in the real world people like to see their content all gussied up, preferably as sextastically as possible. Sure, you can give them a few well-cropped and color-adjusted photos. But your blog also needs its fair share of arty, distorted, eye-searing pictures! And what about a zany logo?
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Welcome to the third and final lesson for this tutorial. If you’ve gone through Lesson 1 and Lesson 2, you already know the essentials for installing and writing useful scripts with MySQL and PHP. We’re going to look at some useful PHP functions that should make your life a lot easier. First, let’s look at include files.
We all know the basics of includes, right? Contents of an external file are referenced and imported into the main file. It’s pretty easy:You call a file and it’s included. When we do this in PHP there are two functions we need to talk about:include() and require(). The difference between these two functions is subtle but important, so let’s take a closer look. The require() function works in a XSSI-like way; files are included as part of the original document as soon as that file is parsed, regardless of its location in the script. So if you decide to place a require() function inside a conditional loop, the external file will be included even if that part of the conditional loop is false.
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One of the main advantages of systems like PHP, XSSI, and CSS is the way they let us keep the functional code (or “business logic” as the eggheads call it) separate from how the content is rendered (“presentation”). At least in theory.
In actuality, this separation happens all too rarely, and muddled code with everything scrambled together is the norm. That kind of separation becomes especially important when multiple people are involved in a project, with designers, programmers and content writers working separately. Or, when you need to make frequent changes to, say, the look of a site without changing its wording, or vice versa.
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You are a savvy net wrangler; doubtless you already know a bit about the Domain Name System ( Choose and Register a Domain Name). You know that it’s why we are able to have nice memorizable domain names like snackfight.com, and not just numbers. You probably even know that when you type “snackfight.com” into your browser, your computer contacts a DNS server to find out what numerical IP address the domain name corresponds to.
Let’s take a closer look, though, at exactly how this all works, what exactly is going on, and even how to set up a DNS server of your very own. Wait, you say — your ISP already provides DNS service for you. Why would you want to set up your own? I knew you’d ask that.
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